Any second, I have to bring this salami into that office.

我隨時(shí)都得把這根臘腸送進(jìn)那間辦公室

They'd have to be beating my mother with a salami on stage.

除非他們?cè)谂_(tái)上用香腸打我媽

Don't play dumb, we all know what a bag of salami is.

別裝傻 我們都知道一袋臘腸是什么

I was texting to say sorry, and it autocorrected to salami.

我本來(lái)想發(fā)一個(gè)抱歉 結(jié)果自動(dòng)更正為了"爆你"

I hung there like a salami in a deli window.

我像一根熟食店里吊著的香腸一樣

A little salami and the provolone my hu*and likes.

一些臘腸和蘿伏洛干酪 我丈夫喜歡吃

I can build you a desk with a salami dispenser.

我可以給你修一個(gè)帶意大利香腸自動(dòng)販賣機(jī)的桌子

I'm sorry I'm not making a bomb out of salami fast enough for you.

抱歉我用香腸做炸彈的速度還不夠快

Strung out like a salami in a butcher shop window.

像櫥窗里掛著的意大利臘腸那樣

And even though I deplore the killing of all animals, when you come to the salami, it's from me.

雖然我強(qiáng)烈譴責(zé)*動(dòng)物行為 但包里的意大利臘腸是我給你裝的